You Can Never Go Down The Drain

First Preview: Jun 05, 2018

Opening Date: Jun 20, 2018

Closing Date: Jul 01, 2018

Running Time: 01:20

https://wilmatheater.org/bearded-ladies-cabaret-presents-you-can-never-go-down-drain

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Wilma Theater

265 South Broad Street Philadelphia,, PA 19107

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Mr. Rogers (John Jarboe) always said: no matter how bad things are, "You can never go down the drain."

Using and abusing iconic songs from the program, Philadelphia's Bearded Ladies Cabaret puts this idea to the test. In this performance, expect a goldfish funeral, gay romps into the land of make-believe, and some earnest questions about irony.

Age Guidance: 16

Show Notes: No Intermission

Performance Schedule:

WEDNESDAY thru SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 3 PM

Music

Heath Allen - Arrangements

Director

Sui Holum

Written by

Sally Ollove - Dramaturgy

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Accessibility:

Assisted Listening System

Wilma Theater has ALDs for use during performances. These are available on a first-come, first-served basis, so please see the House Manager on the day of the show to reserve.

Parking

Nearby lots and garages include the Kinney System garage on Broad Street between Walnut and Locust, and the garage at 13th and Spruce Streets

Visual Assistance

We offer an open captioned performance on the 4th Saturday Matinee of every performance run of the mainstage season.

Wheelchair Info

Wilma Theater has wheelchair accessible seating for every performance.

Directions Driving

Take New Jersey Turnpike South to Exit 6 (Pennsylvania Turnpike). As soon as you cross the Delaware River, take 95 South. Follow 95 South to 676 West. Take first exit to Broad Street (ramp up to right). This will put you on 15th Street, headed south. Go approximately eight blocks to Locust, make a left. Go one block to Broad Street and make a right. The Wilma is one block down on the left.

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