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What If They Ate The Baby?
Opening Date: Nov 19, 2025
Closing Date: Dec 31, 2025
Running Time: 01:05
Playing @
SoHo Playhouse
15 Vandam Street, New York City, NY 10013
There are three rules every housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready on time and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening. You’ve heard whispers of absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti Recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days. An absurdist queer clown two-hander about surveillance, paranoia and American womanhood from consecutive three-time Edinburgh Fringe First Award Winners Xhloe and Natasha.
Age Guidance: 13
Performance Schedule
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Cast
- Xhloe Rice
- Natasha Roland
Written By
- Xhloe Rice and Natasha Roland
Director
- Xhloe Rice and Natasha Roland
TDF Tickets Offers:
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Full-price tickets:
$45.50 - $45.50
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Accessibility
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Box Office
The box office isn't wheelchair accessible. 5 steps, no railing, ramp, or elevator. -
Curb Ramps
Available drop-off zones -
Restroom
Not wheelchair accessible. Next to Huron Club, down two flights of stairs (10 steps). -
Seating
178 seat proscenium theatre -
Elevator/Escalator
None on Premises -
Telephone
None on premises -
Entrance
5 steps to enter the building and to reach the box office / theatre. -
Visual Assistance
None available -
Folding Armrests
None available -
Assisted Listening System
None available -
Wheelchair Info
Not wheelchair accessible - 8 steps to entrance -
Parking
Street parking only -
Water Fountain
None on premises
