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The Asphalt Christmas

First Preview: Nov 9, 2014
Opening Date: Dec 4, 2014
Closing Date: Dec 21, 2014
Running Time: 01:15
The Asphalt Christmas
http://www.theasphaltchristmas.com/
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Theatre Row - Theater One
410 West 42nd Street, New York City, NY 10036
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It’s The Bells of St. Mary’s meets The Exorcist in this insane spoof of Hollywood Christmas films.

The Asphalt Christmas is the story of St.Celestine’s annual holiday pageant, a “possessed” fifteen-year-old girl, her long-lost mother, a singing priest with a past, and two nuns who must deal with the devil within their convent school walls.

Betrayal, lust and eggnog - what more could anyone want at Christmas?"

PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE:
THURSDAY & FRIDAY @ 7:30 PM
SATURDAY @ 4 & 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 2 PM
Off BroadwayPlay - ComedyPerformance Art
Show Notes: No Intermission. Added performance 12/17 @ 7:30 pm. No 4 pm performance 12/6
Age Guidance: 17
Audience Advisory: Definitely NOT for children. Strong language, subject matter deals with a fifteen-year-old girl (an adult actress) possessed by the devil and an exorcism. There are two nuns (one of the actors is in drag), and a priest who must suppress his sexual desires.

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  •  "THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS, the new holiday-flavored comedy/parody/satire by Todd Michael, will NOT remind you of the True Meaning of Christmas. Unlike the umpteen dozen December shows in NYC, THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS is happy to simply do one thing extremely well: give the audience a rip-roaring fun and funny evening. I highly recommend it for anyone who is od'ing on Christmas Spirit in any form."

    ---Indie Theater Now
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  •  "THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS, the new holiday-flavored comedy/parody/satire by Todd Michael, will NOT remind you of the True Meaning of Christmas. Unlike the umpteen dozen December shows in NYC, THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS is happy to simply do one thing extremely well: give the audience a rip-roaring fun and funny evening. I highly recommend it for anyone who is od'ing on Christmas Spirit in any form."

    ---Indie Theater Now
    Read More
  •  "THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS, the new holiday-flavored comedy/parody/satire by Todd Michael, will NOT remind you of the True Meaning of Christmas. Unlike the umpteen dozen December shows in NYC, THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS is happy to simply do one thing extremely well: give the audience a rip-roaring fun and funny evening. I highly recommend it for anyone who is od'ing on Christmas Spirit in any form."

    ---Indie Theater Now
    Read More
  •  "THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS, the new holiday-flavored comedy/parody/satire by Todd Michael, will NOT remind you of the True Meaning of Christmas. Unlike the umpteen dozen December shows in NYC, THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS is happy to simply do one thing extremely well: give the audience a rip-roaring fun and funny evening. I highly recommend it for anyone who is od'ing on Christmas Spirit in any form."

    ---Indie Theater Now
    Read More

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair Info

    There is a designated area where there are removable seats

  • Elevator\Escalator

    Elevator to all floors

  • Curb Ramps

    There are curb ramps on 9th Ave. or Dyer Ave.

  • Entrance

    Theatre is located on the street level floor of the Theatre Row complex. The building entrance is street level.

  • Box Office

    The box office is street level and wheelchair accessible.

  • Restroom

    Wheelchair accessible. On second floor lounge and on C level – (lower level)

  • Water Fountain

    The fountain is wheelchair accessible.

  • Telephone

    None on premises

  • Assisted Listening System

    Available at the bar on the second floor. A photo ID is required to hold as a deposit.

  • Visual Assistance

    None available

  • Folding Armrests

    None available

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