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Here I Sit Brokenhearted...A Bathroom Odyssey

First Preview: Jun 18, 2016
Opening Date: Jun 22, 2016
Closing Date: Jul 9, 2016
Running Time: 01:15
Here I Sit Brokenhearted...A Bathroom Odyssey

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Playing @
Beckett Theatre
410 W 42nd St, New York, NY 10036
A musical comedy written and directed by Seth Panitch. 

Here I Sit Brokenhearted… chronicles the scatological odyssey of one man’s bold quest to discover the meaning behind one of the most enduring forms of communal communication known to Man: the prolific, occasionally pious, and perpetually profane verses etched onto the walls of bathrooms everywhere. 

Interspersed with lavatory experiences that the viewer might find either eerily familiar, or just plain eerie, Here I Sit, Brokenhearted… breathes life into those elegant epistles, bringing recognizable favorites from Kilroy to Phallus Man, from the Guy Who Won’t Lift the Seat to the Guy Who Can’t Stop Drawing Boobs, to life. 

Through story, song, and the occasional flatulence, the “Celebrants” (four actors who play a myriad of graffiti manifestations) propel the audience through this journey of self (and stall) discovery to the very foot of the Mount Sinai of Water Closet Enlightenment. This rapid fire succession of characters, location, subject, and song gives Here I Sit Brokenhearted… a pulsing sense of urgency- very much akin to the sense of urgency of those who tend to frequent those various stalls.

PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE:
WEDNESDAY thru SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 3 PM
Off BroadwayPlay - ComedyMusical
Show Notes: No Intermission
Age Guidance: 17

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Accessibility

  • Box Office

    The box office is in the lobby which is is street level.
  • Curb Ramps

    There are curb ramps on 9th Ave or Dyer Ave
  • Restroom

    There are wheelchair accessible restrooms.
  • Elevator/Escalator

    Elevator.
  • Telephone

    none
  • Entrance

    Street level
  • Visual Assistance

    None
  • Folding Armrests

    None
  • Water Fountain

    The fountain is wheelchair accessible.
  • Assisted Listening System

    Infrared listening system and assistive listening both available.
  • Wheelchair Info

    There are designated areas for wheelchairs. Wheelchair seating available.

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