From the McSweeney’s essays of Dan Kennedy…
Welcome to a world where hipster butchers are so humane, they wait for free range livestock to die of natural causes.
Where surreal job interviews lead to fast food management stints.
Where a career as a financial advisor ends in a letter to clients about being duct taped to your bed with a padlocked leather hood as the sex worker you unwittingly married leaves you.
It's a world that will inspire, delight, and confirm what a strange trip adulthood really is.
And just like adulthood, you pay a price to travel there.
And it happens in small dark place.
