You Can Never Go Down The Drain

First Preview: Jun 5, 2018

Opening Date: Jun 20, 2018

Closing Date: Jul 1, 2018

Running Time: 01:20

https://wilmatheater.org/bearded-ladies-cabaret-presents-you-can-never-go-down-drain

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Wilma Theater

265 South Broad Street, Philadelphia,, PA 19107

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Mr. Rogers (John Jarboe) always said: no matter how bad things are, "You can never go down the drain."

Using and abusing iconic songs from the program, Philadelphia's Bearded Ladies Cabaret puts this idea to the test. In this performance, expect a goldfish funeral, gay romps into the land of make-believe, and some earnest questions about irony.

Regional Concert Performance Art Regional

Show Notes: No Intermission

Age Guidance: 16

Performance Schedule

WEDNESDAY thru SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 3 PM

Written By

Sally Ollove - Dramaturgy

Music

Heath Allen - Arrangements

Director

Sui Holum

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$25.00 - $40.00

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$15 - Student / Theater Industry - present ID at BO

Accessibility

Assisted Listening System

Wilma Theater has ALDs for use during performances. These are available on a first-come, first-served basis, so please see the House Manager on the day of the show to reserve.
Parking

Nearby lots and garages include the Kinney System garage on Broad Street between Walnut and Locust, and the garage at 13th and Spruce Streets
Visual Assistance

We offer an open captioned performance on the 4th Saturday Matinee of every performance run of the mainstage season.
Wheelchair Info

Wilma Theater has wheelchair accessible seating for every performance.