Mr. Rogers (John Jarboe) always said: no matter how bad things are, "You can never go down the drain."
Using and abusing iconic songs from the program, Philadelphia's Bearded Ladies Cabaret puts this idea to the test. In this performance, expect a goldfish funeral, gay romps into the land of make-believe, and some earnest questions about irony.
Show Finder
You Can Never Go Down The Drain
First Preview: Jun 5, 2018
Opening Date: Jun 20, 2018
Closing Date: Jul 1, 2018
Running Time: 01:20
Playing @
Wilma Theater
265 South Broad Street, Philadelphia,, PA 19107
Show Notes: No Intermission
Age Guidance: 16
Performance Schedule
WEDNESDAY thru SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 3 PM
Written By
- Sally Ollove - Dramaturgy
Music
- Heath Allen - Arrangements
Director
- Sui Holum
TDF Tickets Offers:
TDF Member tickets:
Not currently available for this show
Listed at 
Never
Full-price tickets:
$25.00 - $40.00
Lottery & Rush
$15 - Student / Theater Industry - present ID at BO
Accessibility
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Assisted Listening System
Wilma Theater has ALDs for use during performances. These are available on a first-come, first-served basis, so please see the House Manager on the day of the show to reserve. -
Parking
Nearby lots and garages include the Kinney System garage on Broad Street between Walnut and Locust, and the garage at 13th and Spruce Streets -
Visual Assistance
We offer an open captioned performance on the 4th Saturday Matinee of every performance run of the mainstage season. -
Wheelchair Info
Wilma Theater has wheelchair accessible seating for every performance.
