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we were promised honey!
First Preview: May 9, 2023
Opening Date: May 12, 2023
Closing Date: May 21, 2023
Running Time: 01:05
Playing @
59E59 Theaters
59 East 59th Street, New York City, NY 10022
“The show that we're about to do is a story of the future. The story we're going to tell is the story of us. I'm going to tell you this now: it doesn't have a happy end.”
A lone performer tells the story of the future of the audience; what’s going to happen to them in the decades, centuries, millenia after the end of this show. There's a baby born in a lighthouse, there's someone on fire in the middle of the desert, there's two lovers reunited in a flooded city, there's a spaceship on the edge of a black hole. Everything has already been decided. This is the story of the end.
From multi-award winning performance company YESYESNONO comes an act of communal storytelling. A hopeful, hopeless prophecy for earth and humankind. A story of us, our future, of paradise and how we get there in the end.
After sold-out, critically-acclaimed runs in Edinburgh and London, we were promised honey! arrives in at 59E59's Brits Off Broadway 2023 season for its US debut.
A lone performer tells the story of the future of the audience; what’s going to happen to them in the decades, centuries, millenia after the end of this show. There's a baby born in a lighthouse, there's someone on fire in the middle of the desert, there's two lovers reunited in a flooded city, there's a spaceship on the edge of a black hole. Everything has already been decided. This is the story of the end.
From multi-award winning performance company YESYESNONO comes an act of communal storytelling. A hopeful, hopeless prophecy for earth and humankind. A story of us, our future, of paradise and how we get there in the end.
After sold-out, critically-acclaimed runs in Edinburgh and London, we were promised honey! arrives in at 59E59's Brits Off Broadway 2023 season for its US debut.
Show Notes: No intermission
Performance Schedule
TUESDAY-FRIDAY @ 7:30 PM
SATURDAY @ 2:30 PM & 7:30 PM
SUNDAY @ 2:30 PM
Cast
- Sam Ward
Written By
- Sam Ward
TDF Tickets Offers:
TDF Member tickets:
Not currently available for this show
Listed at 
Never
Full-price tickets:
$30.00 - $30.00
Lottery & Rush
Student Rush: In-person at the Box Office beginning one hour prior to show time. Present a current high school, college, university or international student ID at the Box Office to purchase tickets for $10 - $25 each, depending on the show. Valid for one ticket per ID. All Student Rush tickets are subject to availability and may not be offered for all performances.
Accessibility
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Box Office
Box Office windows are wheelchair accessible -
Parking
60th St (Park & Lexington Ave); 58th St (Park and Lexington Ave) -
Curb Ramps
Yes -
Restroom
One floor down from lobby, available via elevator. Wheelchair-accessible stall, sink, and paper towel dispenser -
Seating
Theater A (200 seats); Theater B (100 seats); Theater C (50 seats) -
Elevator/Escalator
Elevator. -
Telephone
None on premises -
Entrance
The entrance is street level. No steps -
Visual Assistance
Low vision seating available upon request -
Folding Armrests
Chairs with no armrests (free standing) available -
Assisted Listening System
Audio Listening Devices with an included headset. Pick up at the front desk by the box office, -
Wheelchair Info
Wheelchair seating available. -
Water Fountain
Lower level accessible via elevator








