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The Dastardly Thornes v. The Town of Goldhaven

First Preview: Jul 21, 2023
Opening Date: Jul 29, 2023
Closing Date: Aug 12, 2023
The Dastardly Thornes v. The Town of Goldhaven

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Playing @
The Brick
579 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
In The Dastardly Thornes v. The Town of Goldhaven, a new musical by Ben Holbrook and Nate Weida, an audience of local cowboys pile into an old western theatre filled with bizarre and unsavory characters, where the local theater troupe facilitates the trial of the century.

After the most rootinest, tootinest showdown in local history, the town of Goldhaven, Arizona has (despite its lack of infrastructure) decided to carry out due process and put the treacherous Thorne gang (a family of outlaws) on trial. The town theatre, being the largest building in town, becomes the hotspot for this legal spectacle, the only catch, per their agreement with the mayor, everything performed on their stage is liable to be scrutinized, dramatized and set to music by their artistic director. Pull up a chair, crack open a can of beans and rub shoulders with an audience full of outlaws, neer-do-wells and horses with ill-intent, as the local acting troupe performs each testimony with gusto, slowly revealing the lascivious lies and troubling truths that led to the most violent shootout in town history. Goldhaven, an immersive, comedic western musical, by Ben Holbrook and Nate Weida, explores contradicting colonizing narratives and themes of toxicity, manifest destiny, beans, and the ownership of history.
Off-Off BroadwayMusical

Performance Schedule

WEDNESDAY-SUNDAY @ 7:30 PM

No performance July 26


Music
  • Ben Holbrook & Nate Weida

Lyrics
  • Ben Holbrook & Nate Weida

Book
  • Ben Holbrook & Nate Weida

Director
  • Benjamin Viertel

TDF Tickets Offers:

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Never

Full-price tickets:

$22.00 - $52.00

Accessibility

  • Restroom

    Same level as theatre. The bathroom has a grab bar and an ADA compliant door width, but the ground is somewhat uneven inside of the bathroom.
  • Seating

    Seats 70.
  • Visual Assistance

    None.
  • Water Fountain

    Concession Stand on same level as theatre.
  • Box Office

    Unless otherwise posted on the event, doors open 30 minutes prior to curtain and a waitlist is kept for sold out performances in person at the box office. Any unclaimed tickets for sold out performances will be resold at curtain time.
  • Wheelchair Info

    The Brick Theater is a ground level garage converted into a theater. There is a permanent ramp to the performance area, which is a little less than a foot up from the ground level.

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