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What If They Ate The Baby?

Opening Date: Nov 19, 2025

Closing Date: Dec 22, 2025

Running Time: 01:05

What If They Ate The Baby?
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Playing @

SoHo Playhouse

15 Vandam Street New York City, NY 10013

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There are three rules every housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready on time and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening. You’ve heard whispers of absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti Recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days. An absurdist queer clown two-hander about surveillance, paranoia and American womanhood from consecutive three-time Edinburgh Fringe First Award Winners Xhloe and Natasha.
Age Guidance

Age Guidance: 13

Performance Schedule:

 Visit Ovationtix.com for full schedule. 

Cast

Xhloe Rice
Natasha Roland

Director

Xhloe Rice and Natasha Roland

Written by

Xhloe Rice and Natasha Roland

TDF Tickets Offers:

TDF member tickets:

Available

Listed atTKTS

Never

Full-price tickets:

$45.50

Accessibility:

Box Office

The box office isn't wheelchair accessible. 5 steps, no railing, ramp, or elevator.

Curb Ramps

Available drop-off zones

Restroom

Not wheelchair accessible. Next to Huron Club, down two flights of stairs (10 steps).

Directions Subway

C / E to Spring St., 1 to Houston Street

Seating

178 seat proscenium theatre

Elevator\Escalator

None on Premises

Telephone

None on premises

Entrance

5 steps to enter the building and to reach the box office / theatre.

Visual Assistance

None available

Folding Armrests

None available

Assisted Listening System

None available

Wheelchair Info

Not wheelchair accessible - 8 steps to entrance

Directions Bus

M20 bus from 7th Ave heading towards Battery Park City - Get off at Varick Street

Parking

Street parking only

Water Fountain

None on premises

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Public Transportation

Subway Icon

By Subway:

C / E to Spring St., 1 to Houston Street

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By Bus:

M20 bus from 7th Ave heading towards Battery Park City - Get off at Varick Street