Show Finder
I Can Steal Your Mother
Opening Date: Oct 30, 2026
Closing Date: Nov 15, 2026
Running Time: 01:05
Playing @
The Brick
579 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour from artist and comedian Max Wittert. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert’s personal timeline, including, but not limited to: haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses.
Show Notes: Content warning: strobe lighting
Cast
- Max Wittert
Written By
- Max Wittert
Director
- Peter Smith
TDF Tickets Offers:
Listed at 
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Full-price tickets:
$25.00 - $50.00
Accessibility
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Restroom
Same level as theatre. The bathroom has a grab bar and an ADA compliant door width, but the ground is somewhat uneven inside of the bathroom. -
Seating
Seats 70. -
Visual Assistance
None. -
Water Fountain
Concession Stand on same level as theatre. -
Box Office
Unless otherwise posted on the event, doors open 30 minutes prior to curtain and a waitlist is kept for sold out performances in person at the box office. Any unclaimed tickets for sold out performances will be resold at curtain time. -
Wheelchair Info
The Brick Theater is a ground level garage converted into a theater. There is a permanent ramp to the performance area, which is a little less than a foot up from the ground level.
