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Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie

Opening Date: Oct 17, 2024

Closing Date: Nov 10, 2024

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Playing @

The Tank

312 W 36th St. New York, NY 10018

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Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie tells the story of Golem, a non-copyright infringing creature who owns a non-copyright infringing smoothie shop called Tropical Smoothie in Panama City Beach, Florida. All is going well—until Smeegle, the notorious CEO of the mega-corporate Smoothie Kingdom, threatens to drive him out of business with tax loophole trickery. To save the shop, Golem and his loyal employees (Ian, a high school kid; Gabby, his overachieving older sister; and Kyle, a stoner college dropout) must come up with a plan to raise $60,000 in one week—or maybe 5 days? It doesn’t really matter. The point is, Golem owned a Tropical Smoothie.

Performance Schedule:


No performance October 20
Added performance November 4 @ 7 PM


Patrick Swailes Caldwell

Written by

Ethan Crystal & Garrett Poladian

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