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Dad Don’t Read This
Opening Date: Jun 17, 2026
Closing Date: Jul 18, 2026
Running Time: 01:30
Playing @
Greenwich House Theater
27 Barrow Street, New York, NY 10014
Following its sold-out, twice-extended run at St. Luke’s Theatre, the New York Times critic’s pick production of Eliya Smith’s Dad Don’t Read This will transfer to Greenwich House Theater.
In suburban Central Ohio, four girls meet weekly for a sleepover. They talk and sleep and play The Sims, a computer game that simulates real life, on a laptop. They gossip, snack, and attempt to get drunk. They strive to fulfill their needs, struggle to understand the relationship between doing and being seen, and begin to suspect they don't have a whole lot of agency.
Wait, nevermind; that's The Sims.
Dad Don’t Read This is about the people who know you before you know anything.
In suburban Central Ohio, four girls meet weekly for a sleepover. They talk and sleep and play The Sims, a computer game that simulates real life, on a laptop. They gossip, snack, and attempt to get drunk. They strive to fulfill their needs, struggle to understand the relationship between doing and being seen, and begin to suspect they don't have a whole lot of agency.
Wait, nevermind; that's The Sims.
Dad Don’t Read This is about the people who know you before you know anything.
Show Notes: No Intermission
Cast
- Amalia Yoo
- Renée-Nicole Powell
- Sophie Rossman
- Kayta Thomas
Written By
- Eliya Smith
Director
- Chloe Claudel
TDF Tickets Offers:
Listed at 
Never
Full-price tickets:
$39.50 - $103.00
Accessibility
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Curb Ramps
There are five steps into theatre. A ramp can be made available if needed. Please alert the Box Office beforehand if assistance is required. -
Restroom
Located on the floors below and above street level. An elevator is available. -
Elevator/Escalator
Elevator accesses the restrooms; no elevator access to the balcony -
Entrance
On the main level of Greenwich House, up a few steps from the street level. -
Wheelchair Info
Wheelchair accessible. Wheelchair seating is available in the orchestra. A ramp can be provided for wheelchair access.






















