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Nunsense

First Preview: Jun 24, 2019
Opening Date: Jul 11, 2019
Closing Date: Jul 22, 2019
Running Time: 02:15
Nunsense

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Playing @
Sitnik Theatre/Lackland Performing Arts Center.
715 Grand Ave., Hackettstown, NJ 07840
Five of the 19 surviving Little Sisters of Hoboken, a one-time missionary order that ran a leper colony on an island south of France, discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, accidentally killed the other fifty-two residents of the convent with her tainted vichyssoise while they were off playing bingo with a group of Maryknolls. Upon discovering the disaster, Mother Superior had a vision in which she was told to start a greeting card company to raise funds for the burials.

The greeting cards were an enormous success and, thinking there was plenty of money, the Reverend Mother bought a VCR and camcorder for the convent, leaving her with no money in the kitty to pay for the last four burials. With the deceased nuns on ice in the deep freeze, they decide to stage a variety show in the Mount Saint Helen's School auditorium to raise the necessary amount.

Forever timely, with new jokes, additional lyrics, two new arrangements, it's not to be missed.
RegionalMusicalRegionalFamily
Show Notes: 1 Intermission
Age Guidance: 13
Audience Advisory: ’.

Performance Schedule

THURSDAY @ 7:30 PM
FRIDAY & SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 2 PM


Music
  • Dan Goggin

Lyrics
  • Dan Goggin

Book
  • Dan Goggin

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Accessibility

  • Assisted Listening System

    Listening Assistive devices for patrons who are hard of hearing. Devices allow you to adjust the volume of the performance and enjoy it at your own level.
  • Elevator/Escalator

    Elevator service to the upper level of the Lackland Center.
  • Entrance

    Ample doorways, convenient curb cuts, ramps, and automatic power doors for easy wheelchair and mobility device accessibility.
  • Parking

    Convenient parking on a first-come, first-served basis for vehicles with handicapped placards and/or license plates.
  • Restroom

    Accessible restrooms are located on the main lobby level
  • Telephone

    None on premises
  • Visual Assistance

    Large print programs are available for all Theater Series performances with a 1-week advance notice and with 3-4 weeks notice, we can provide Braille programs.
  • Wheelchair Info

    Wheelchair-accessible and companion seating upon request.
  • Assisted Listening System

    Listening Assistive devices for patrons who are hard of hearing. Devices allow you to adjust the volume of the performance and enjoy it at your own level.
  • Elevator/Escalator

    Elevator service to the upper level of the Lackland Center.
  • Entrance

    Ample doorways, convenient curb cuts, ramps, and automatic power doors for easy wheelchair and mobility device accessibility.
  • Parking

    Convenient parking on a first-come, first-served basis for vehicles with handicapped placards and/or license plates.
  • Restroom

    Accessible restrooms are located on the main lobby level
  • Telephone

    None on premises
  • Visual Assistance

    Large print programs are available for all Theater Series performances with a 1-week advance notice and with 3-4 weeks notice, we can provide Braille programs.
  • Wheelchair Info

    Wheelchair-accessible and companion seating upon request.

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