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Nunsense

First Preview: Jun 24, 2019

Opening Date: Jul 11, 2019

Closing Date: Jul 22, 2019

Running Time: 02:15

Nunsense
http://www.centenarystageco.org/summer-musical-nunsense Show Site Icon

Playing @

Sitnik Theatre/Lackland Performing Arts Center.

715 Grand Ave. Hackettstown, NJ 07840

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Five of the 19 surviving Little Sisters of Hoboken, a one-time missionary order that ran a leper colony on an island south of France, discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, accidentally killed the other fifty-two residents of the convent with her tainted vichyssoise while they were off playing bingo with a group of Maryknolls. Upon discovering the disaster, Mother Superior had a vision in which she was told to start a greeting card company to raise funds for the burials.

The greeting cards were an enormous success and, thinking there was plenty of money, the Reverend Mother bought a VCR and camcorder for the convent, leaving her with no money in the kitty to pay for the last four burials. With the deceased nuns on ice in the deep freeze, they decide to stage a variety show in the Mount Saint Helen's School auditorium to raise the necessary amount.

Forever timely, with new jokes, additional lyrics, two new arrangements, it's not to be missed.
Age Guidance

Age Guidance: 13

Show Notes

Show Notes: 1 Intermission

Audience Advisory:

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Performance Schedule:

THURSDAY @ 7:30 PM
FRIDAY & SATURDAY @ 8 PM
SUNDAY @ 2 PM

Music

Dan Goggin

Lyrics

Dan Goggin

Book

Dan Goggin

TDF Tickets Offers:

TDF member tickets:

Not currently available for this show

Listed atTKTS

Never

Full-price tickets

$18 - $30

Accessibility:

Assisted Listening System

Listening Assistive devices for patrons who are hard of hearing. Devices allow you to adjust the volume of the performance and enjoy it at your own level.

Directions Driving

Take NJ-495 W Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-95 S Keep left at the fork and merge onto I-95 SPartial toll road Take exit 15W to merge onto I-280 W toward Newark/KearnyPartial toll road Merge onto I-80 W Take exit 26 to merge onto US-46 W toward Budd Lake/Hackettstown Turn left onto Grand AveDestination will be on the left

Elevator\Escalator

Elevator service to the upper level of the Lackland Center.

Entrance

Ample doorways, convenient curb cuts, ramps, and automatic power doors for easy wheelchair and mobility device accessibility.

Parking

Convenient parking on a first-come, first-served basis for vehicles with handicapped placards and/or license plates.

Restroom

Accessible restrooms are located on the main lobby level

Telephone

None on premises

Visual Assistance

Large print programs are available for all Theater Series performances with a 1-week advance notice and with 3-4 weeks notice, we can provide Braille programs.

Wheelchair Info

Wheelchair-accessible and companion seating upon request.

Assisted Listening System

Listening Assistive devices for patrons who are hard of hearing. Devices allow you to adjust the volume of the performance and enjoy it at your own level.

Directions Driving

Take NJ-495 W Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-95 S Keep left at the fork and merge onto I-95 SPartial toll road Take exit 15W to merge onto I-280 W toward Newark/KearnyPartial toll road Merge onto I-80 W Take exit 26 to merge onto US-46 W toward Budd Lake/Hackettstown Turn left onto Grand AveDestination will be on the left

Elevator\Escalator

Elevator service to the upper level of the Lackland Center.

Entrance

Ample doorways, convenient curb cuts, ramps, and automatic power doors for easy wheelchair and mobility device accessibility.

Parking

Convenient parking on a first-come, first-served basis for vehicles with handicapped placards and/or license plates.

Restroom

Accessible restrooms are located on the main lobby level

Telephone

None on premises

Visual Assistance

Large print programs are available for all Theater Series performances with a 1-week advance notice and with 3-4 weeks notice, we can provide Braille programs.

Wheelchair Info

Wheelchair-accessible and companion seating upon request.

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